Monday, December 2, 2013

3 Month Check-in Update!

Alas, I know it has been nearly a month since my last update when I promised almost weekly updates back in October. Again I ask for your forgiveness because I have been so busyyy!!! Work has been awesome, I love the people I work with and have already been working closing shifts on Fridays & Saturdays (the biggest money making shifts!!). My boss, Heather, is the best. Her and her husband came in with a group of about 20 of his cop colleagues and left me and this other server who was sharing the party with me, 105 dollars each tip!!! Show me the money. I just had a spectacular weekend with the parents, who invade and conquer in what seems like minutes. My mother barely makes it in the door before laundry is going (where she finds clothes to wash when she hasn't even unpacked yet is beyond me), something is smelling delicious on the stove, and she's already asked me 4 times when the last time was that I cleaned the mini blinds. Um, mother dearest,  whilst I am a very clean 22 year old woman, mini blinds don't ever quite make it on the top 10 things I wanna be doing with my one day off a week. I only heard a few small screams at the inches of dust that accumulated on them since the last time she cleaned them. I prepare for her arrival in the same fashion every time. I clean the house the best that I can, knowing full well she will not think its clean and clean it again. It never fails, every time. She whipped us up quite the Thanksgiving meal on Thursday that I am still enjoying today. The woman is a saint in the kitchen, though she will never admit it. And BREAKING NEWS: she didn't go to a furniture store once the whole weekend! FIRST TIME EVER! At least I think.. I worked a lot she could have snuck off to buy another end table or lamp that apparently I didn't know I needed. But the house has reaaaally come together well, the new carpet is soft and the walls are being painted in early January. 
    Another fun thing I did while this month hiatus away from you all was go to the Panthers vs. Patriots MNF game!!!!! It was so much fun, and definitely something I would wanna do again. Out of respect for my Uncle Mike, and my northern roots I wore a patriots shirt. I thought I would be one of the only fans there with patriots stuff on, but I was very wrong! There were tons of patriots fans around to high five and fist bump with, score. However…… my darling boyfriend told me to leave my jacket in the car because I "for sure would not be cold, no way" ….. LIES. I was freezing before we even went into the game. So unfortunately, well I guess fortunately for me, his friend that we met up with lent me a Panthers sweatshirt to keep me warm. It ended up being an incredible game, and we stayed till the very end. Of course my toes are still thawing out, but very worth it. Here's some pics!!





And as for my fitness journey, I have still been doing well 28 pounds down, which hasn't gone down as much lately because I have been working a lot and just maintaining more than losing but these 3 month before and after pictures make me so proud!!!! And make those sweaty hot hours on the treadmill worth it!!!



The back pictures aren't as much change but the front ones are I think!!! Its been a crazy three months, but I could honestly not be happier.
As always its nice to see my Bails every week, she could not be any cuter. As she has gotten a little older, Wailey does not show her face as much, only around bed time and that is to be expected. Here's a picture of when she got pictures with Santa, she was fist deep in his beard. Poor old man.
I promiseeeee, this won't be my last post in December, I will try to post again next week. I will be heading home with Kris on the 20th, then he flies back down here for work on the 23rd and I will head back down here the 27th. I can't wait to see you all!!!!!
High: These before/after pictures
Low: Working 6 days a week gets old!!
Weather: chilly at night, warmish during the day

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

A long time coming!

My faithful audience, I do not know how to begin to apologize about my long hiatus from you all. I am sincerely sorry for not keeping you updated with my witty anecdotes and charming tales of my life here in Redneck Paradise. What is Redneck Paradise? I hoped you would ask, another word to add to your vernacular. Redneck Paradise: noun, a place where people are extremely overweight, insist on drinking 42 glasses of 1000 calorie sweet tea, then proceed to tip 4 dollars on their 60 dollar meal. It has been the place I have been slaving away at for the last month since I wrote to you all. I have been Longhorn Steakhouse's indentured servant for about a month now, and I am happy to say it is going well! I really enjoy it (most of the time) and have been getting up to 9 shifts a week!! Most weeks I work 6 days, at least 3 doubles a week. Now for the funny stuff, my work anecdotes. Things are never dull down around these parts when you work at a restaurant. Sundays are usually the most interesting days to work because we get a lot of mennonite people in to enjoy some nice electricity and cow after their church services. Most days I end up with a church brochure in my tip book, which is nice, I think i'm up to 17 different phamplets now, and am able to narrow down my decisions about where to attend church. However on this particular occasion a woman, complete with bonnet, pulled me aside and said she worried for my soul because I was wearing pants, and was I aware that they were evil….I explained to her they were my work uniform and I did not have a choice as politely as I could. She said she would pray for me and my soul… So there's that. Mostly what I get at tables it "Darlin' you're not from around here are you" … no what tipped you off? The fact that I had to clarify if you wanted sweet or unsweet tea? Or that I didn't say ya'll every five seconds? I am not sure. But I have forgotten most of my funny stories because work days have become a blur together.
To catch you up on my weight loss journey.. drum roll please……. 24 pounds down!!!!!! I have not been able to go nearly as much but still have managed to see the numbers creep down on the scale. I could not be more happy with my results and when I went back to JMU this past weekend I got so many compliments on how good I was looking. SCORE. Makes all those breathless minutes on the treadmill SO worth it.
My life has also been a little crazier because I have been seeing someone. Shocking I know, me settling down with life!! His name is Kris and I met him through my darling sister because they work together. We've been together about a month and I have high hopes that I will not self-distruct on this one for at least another few weeks.. Hopefully! We have plans to go to the Panthers vs. Patriots game in Charlotte in a few weeks and I am so excited to go to a pro football game! Don't support either team, but Uncle Mike you will be so happy to know I bought a Patriots shirt because I must support my Yankee heritage. I hope you all will meet him at some point he's a great guy and I am a lucky girl! Things are great with Bails as well, I have seen Wailey a whole lot less as she gets older. She ate cereal for the first time the other day and absolutely loved it. I am a proud auntie!! This is all for now because i am pooped after a long day of work but I promise I will keep things more frequent. Love to you all and can't wait to see you Christmas time!! Quote of the day or rather verse of the day:
Definitely words to live by in my opinion.
My best friend <3
High: Probably just that I am happier than I have been in a long time
Low: That it took me so long to blog!
Weather: Getting chillier around these parts!!



Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Weary Wednesday

Hello all, your neighborhood witty blogger here, filling up my Wednesday afternoon with entertaining self-deprecating jokes, and boring tales of my life down here in Greenville, NC. The last couple days I have come down with a cold, scratchy throat + headache. BLAH! I haven't had a sore throat since I got my tonsils out, so I am not a happy camper. I revert back to my 4 year old self when I am sick, whiny and cranky. I want my mommy. However, after a particularly long pity party yesterday morning I decided it was high time to get over it.

I haven't even been to the gym the last two days, horrifying I know. That is perhaps the most annoying part, I think I went a little too hard in the gym over the weekend and didn't eat properly, allowed myself to get worn down. But I will bounce back with great force! Yesterday morning started my first real day of training at work!!! I got there at 11, and finished up around 4, and learned A LOT! I think I am really going to enjoy it there, everyone seems very nice and helpful. By the end of the shift, I was picking it up pretty well, and I am eager to get my training done and begin work for real on Monday. Each training shift we get to pick an appetizer or dessert, and entree off the menu, whatever we want! We eat with our trainer and talk about what we learned during the day. My diet is not going to work well this week... I had parmesan chicken with mashed potatoes and fried asparagus. They fry everything down here I swear.

Today I woke up still sick and miserable. I made myself a big cup of tea and laid in bed until noon! Unheard of these days. I then got up and went to Harris Teeter to buy out the pharmacy in hopes that I will get my voice back by work at 4pm tonight! Day 2 of training, I have high hopes for myself. I am even more excited because tomorrow night my parents get here for the weekend! YAY!! My house won't be soo quiet and I will have people to converse with. So cue the marathon cleaning again today. I cleaned all weekend but figured since Jane "Mrs. Clean" Rigg was coming down, I should give it a second run through. After nearly asphyxiating myself with fumes of bleach to clean my shower, I needed to lie down. However everything is clean and hopefully up to snuff!! I'm going to take a short nap then head to work. Hope you are all having a great week :)
High: 1st day of work going really well
Low: Being sick
Weather: The same, chillier but still warm

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Night before the new job!

Well, similar to Friday's post, nothing particularly exciting has happened to me over the weekend to report! Saturday I slept in until 10am then had a cup of coffee in bed... what a great way to start the day. I then hit the gym for most of the afternoon, had to get a good cardio session in for the weekend in case I felt like indulging in something bad for me. I did 13 miles on the bike, 4 miles on the treadmill, and 3 on the elliptical then worked my back and shoulder. As you can expect I was absolutely ravenous by the time this workout was over but I knew Lauren and I would probably do dinner of some sort so I sat staring at my phone waiting for her to wake up as I viciously ate my allotment of 6 almonds and 24 oz of water. In what felt like 42 years, she said she was up and we ordered dinner at Olive Garden. I went and picked up chicken parmesean for the three of us. I had half of my chicken parmesean dinner, some salad.. and dare I say a breadstick. I admit it, I ate a buttery, garlicky breadstick and enjoyed every calorie. I figure 20 miles of cardio more than makes up for it and I will feel no shame!!
After dinner I headed home to watch some tv and go to sleep, such an exciting life I lead. I was looking up pictures and thought also this was funny hehe.
I apologize if I offend any of my audience, just couldn't resist. Today I was extremely lazy, like set the new record for laziness but not leaving my bed except for food and the bathroom until 4:45pm....I kid you not my talent for laying in bed, watching Gilmore Girls is unparalleled. I finally got up and met Olivia at the gym for a nice Sunday evening workout. Much needed after my lazy day, my body was happy to get the blood flowing!!
Stomach getting flatter..thighs are still large, i cannot win that battle!!!

My new sneakers!!! I did about 45 minutes of cardio then a hardcore ab circuit that will ensure I will not be able to sit up tomorrow. Oh well! I got home around 7 to eat some dinner, I actually took a picture this evening, aren't you all so lucky! I had lite italian wedding soup, an orange, and 9 almonds.. delicious.

Lauren, Aaron and Bails came over and hung around while we facetimed the parents for awhile. They left and I sat down to watch Revenge after taking a shower. All my shows are coming back, and it's pathetic to say I am too excited. Gives me something to do at night!! Tomorrow is my first day at work!!!! Orientation starts at 2 and I hope you all will send good vibes my way that all goes well this week and I will start making money by next week!!! Which couldn't happen any sooner because I no longer have bread or eggs or the basic food groups. Need money and to go food shopping haha! I am more lazy then poor, but it will definitely be nice to have an income again! My last picture of the day is another new thing I am going to start each blog, a quote to end on! Miss you all and hope you guys have a great week!
High: Got such a good workout yesterday
Low: Weekends are always a bit lonely
Weather: Getting chillier but still very nice weather!!



Friday, September 27, 2013

Lazy Friday

Hello all! Fair warning, this blog post will be more boring than most. Nothing interesting has happened to me the last two days so it's more just my day to day life. Yesterday I woke up the usual time and hit the gym for a killer workout once again, really feel myself making progress and getting stronger!! Here's a picture of when Bailey was born and again last week. So much difference 10 pounds makes!
Keeps me motivated to keep going on my journey to being fit!! After my workout and delicious protein shake, it was high time for a nap! I have become an incredible napper, its really quite the talent.
Why Steve Carell, I couldn't have said it better myself. I woke up and did my test for school.. got an A of course, killing this online class! Nursing school here I come. After that I headed over to Lauren's to hang out with the Bails while she showered and got ready for work. My little snuggle buddy and I went for a walk of course, got a nice 3 laps in before she started calling the mothership, the sign that she is going to sleep. She is so much like me I love it! We talked to Mimi on the phone for awhile then I headed off to the gym for another cardio session. My trainers at the gym have been trying to get me to do zumba for quite some time now. Zumba, for those of you who do not know, is essentially fast moving dancing for a solid hour with choreographed steps to keep your heart rate up. Well, this girl teaches it, and I have always been intimidated because well, I have no rhythm. These African-American girls, to be PC, know how to shake it! I don't. It was downright sad. They high fived me at the end for even finishing.... A workout I will not be completing again, I will stick with the treadmill!!
After zumba I had a delicious dinner of 3oz of chicken and some green beans and almonds! Yum, I love eating healthy all the time... Anyways I watched Grey's Anatomy premiere till 11pm, way past my bedtime but it is my favorite show! Got up this morning and hit the gym where I felt like dying. Not an awesome workout, but I sweated buckets I'm pretty sure. I am not an attractive person when I workout.

That's why we wear black to the gym.. its a funeral for our fat!! Haha, got home from the gym and had a protein shake, I'm trying to hold out buying frozen fruit for my smoothies till my parents get here and go grocery shopping for me.. so the shakes are looking pretty skimpy these days... Thank goodness I found out I start training on Monday so I will be able to afford all the fruit I want soon!! The manager said they want me to be completely trained by the end of next week, so excited!!!! The rest of the day I am just hanging out, probably will go to the gym again later tonight, other than that just living the quiet life. Hope you all are having a great day and this blog wasn't a waste of 5 minutes of your life to read!! 
High: Finding out I start training monday!
Low: Being tired at my workout this morning
Weather: Chilly when I went to work out this morning!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Everything is falling into place

My huge audience, please forgive the lack of blog for the last week, as I have been busy making moves and getting everything into place! I shall begin last week about my journey to the great land of JMU! I arrived Thursday around 2:30pm to some very excited friends. I am not sure if they were excited I was there or because I brought 6 dozen chocolate chip cookies with me... either way it was so good to see them!! I relaxed with everyone before going out to dinner at our favorite mexican restaurant el charros for some tacos & margaritas! ay ay! You know you've found great friends when all the time apart doesn't change a single thing. We then bopped around to everyone's houses seeing people and enjoying the evening. Friday was day one of the "Days of the Slugs". What are the "Days of Slugs" you ask? Well, similar to cave mode, Days of Slugs: noun, [ daahz uf slooguz] are when a group of young people gather in one dark room, with many movies, junk food, and have no intention from moving from one spot for at least 10 hours at a time. We woke up early to begin Day 1, complete with breakfast and a plethora of movies to keep us entertained for the duration of the day. Fast forward to around 4pm, my friend Corrin called me and asked if I wanted to do a hot yoga class with her. Since I had been the definition of a slug all day, I said sure why not let's give it a try.... Fast forward 90 minutes of sitting in the Sahara desert with 1 water bottle and too much exercise, I am drenched. Like it looks like I took a shower with all my clothes on drenched. However, it was a neat experience, doing yoga in a room that was between 108-113 degrees for 90 minutes. Below is a picture of how I felt except substitute cupcakes for iHop breakfast, eek! My cheat weekend had just begun.
After hot yoga it was time to get ready for the big party of the evening. It was bid celebration for my favorite fraternity, lambda chi, and it was a mixer with my sorority so we all were excited to go. We got ready and all gathered to head over together. Fast forward to later that night I am making bad decisions by eating 2 pieces of pizza without a care in the world. Shaaaaameeee.
Saturday, cue Day of the Slugs, round 2. Except this time it was with Mcdonald's and a marathon of tv for the entire day. Like.. the whole day from 8am till 9pm. That is pure talent right there, it's hard to be in one position that long, but hey some people just have a gift. That was my first day not doing any type of exercise in over 2 weeks, oh well! We didn't really wanna go out on Saturday night, but my friends told me to stop being old and get it together. I did.. for about an hour then Alyssa and I went home to resume Day of the Slugs until we fell asleep in front of the tv. 
Sunday was my last day at JMU and I hung out with everyone there until around 2pm before heading home to my beloved house in Greenville. I have really grown to enjoy my little routine and missed my gym friends and actually feeling like a productive human being. BUT THEN. I got an email on my phone that Longhorn Steakhouse had an open server position and wanted to interview me... SCOREEEE. I planned on calling the next day feeling incredibly encouraged that I could possibly have a job in the next couple days. I got home in about 4 hours and 15 minutes and started some laundry, ate some food then went straight to bed. Monday I got home and planned on going to the gym at night because I wanted a good night sleep after my crazy weekend. I called Longhorn and they scheduled an interview for 3pm. D DAY! I wore a cute dress and did my hair and headed to my interview. THEY LOVED ME ! WOOO GOT THE JOBBBB!!!!!!! They offered it to me on the spot, and I start orientation this week, I AM SO EXCITED.
Lauren came over with Bails later that night to get some dinner to celebrate my new found job-ness. We hung out for a little and Bails was so good the whole time, let us eat our whole dinner just sitting in her seat playing with her feet! Ha I rhymed. She's such a cutie I missed her and my sister while I was away, happy to be back with them! Yesterday I woke up at my normal 6:25am time and hit the gym! Had a great workout, got all my school work done, then Lauren picked me up to run some errands around town. I bought stuff for my work uniform, dark blue jeans, black belt, and a black button down shirt. I am sure it was incredibly entertaining for those around Lauren and I to figure out what size in men's dress shirts I am to buy for work. Dumb and dumber status, but we figured it out! 15, 32-33 fits, whatever that means hahah. We ran a bunch more errands before Bails and I were ready to just chill so we went back to my house to watch tv and let Bails take a snooze. We got some dinner then I promptly got in bed for the night. It's been an exciting few days!!
Missed this nugget!! Today I hit the gym like usual this morning and now just cleaning the house a bit waiting for the call about when I start orientation. Hope you all have had a great week!!
High: GETTING A JOB!!!
Low: nothing can bring down the high of getting a job
Weather: Finally cooled off, its been beautiful




Wednesday, September 18, 2013

One Month Check In

This is going to be a short post, because I am packing for JMU this weekend wooo! Just wanted to update you all on my weight loss progress and show you some photos from today and exactly 1 month ago. I am proud of how far I have come and can't wait to see how far I can go!! 12 pounds down, many more to go. But I have to say I am happier and healthier than I have ever been and I can conquer the world! Well, maybe not the world, but at least Greenville!!
First off is a pic of Bails and I today because she was just too cute not to share..

and what you all have been waiting for!!!! This is my front, 1 month ago and today!!!


and this is my back, 1 month ago and today!!
I am so proud!! Couldn't do it with all of you guys support, love to you all!
High: Seeing this picture and making my hard work count!
Low: Nothing!
Weather: Absolutely gorgeous again high 70's

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Jen ≠ a mom

As I write this blog post, I am sitting in my bed in my pj's at 3 in the afternoon. Why, you ask? Because my precious little baby niece decided last night was going to turn into the exorcist for the majority of last night. Never in my life have I met someone with the stamina and lungs to continue at that decibel for as long as she did. I applaud you, Bailey Rane, you may have set new Guinness World Records last night. Now that I have set the tone for what my night was last night I shall start at the beginning. 
I should have known from the start when I took this picture on our nightly walk that this was not going to be a normal night. As you see in the picture above, Bailey is already starting her transformation into Wailey, her evil twin. Now normally, Wailey, does not make an appearance until around 7pm each night, but since Auntie J was babysitting for the night, Wailey made an exception. We made it 4 times around the neighborhood before I was incredibly hot, and Wailey was cranky. I went inside and put her in the swing to take a breather and calm herself down. She morphed into Bailey instantly and went to sleep. I breathed a sigh of relief and sat down and did some school work. My happiness was shortlived. About 20 minutes later, 6:45pm EST, Wailey appeared and was there to stay. From 6:45pm EST, until approximately 9:21pm EST the events could be rated R because of frightening noises and migrane inducing screams. 
The images below are dramatizations of what occurred on Monday September 16, 2013. Real photos were not taken for everyone's safety.



Wailey sang me the song of her people for 3 hours before Auntie J gave up and put her in the crib and hoped for the best. Miraculously the beast fell asleep and my blood pressure fell 50 points simulataneously. Though she did not eat before bed so I assumed that she would be up in the next couple hours to eat. I was wrong, she did not rise again until 1:45am EST. I warmed her bottle and slowly approached, letting her know my prescence was there hoping not to upset Wailey. I was not successful. She cried until I figured out she did not want the rewarmed bottle from earlier but a fresh bottle. I warmed another and she chugged it down like a champion. Then went right back to record breaking screams that would make anyone's ears bleed. But I was determined to get her back to sleep, so I plopped that little angel on her stomach and sternly told her it was time to go back to sleep, and she listened! WOO PROGRESS FOR ALL MANKIND. I finally fell asleep and awoke with a start at 5am when she stirred again. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep that hard in my life. I played the same game I did at 2am, and put her right back to sleep. Proud of myself that I got a baby back to sleep, I hit the hay again. Lauren woke me up at 7:30 as I my bleary red eyes shot up because I feared I hadn't woken up for Bails. Red eyes because oh yea Jen forgot to take an allergy pill and slept with the cats. It was that kinda night. I sat around and chatted and right before I left, the baby woke up, BAILEY NOT WAILEY was all smiles for my dear sister. She is going to be a trouble maker when she's older because one of those cute smiles and my night of no sleep was soon forgotten. She is just TOO cute. I hit the road and got a good workout in before falling asleep for a few hours. I woke up around 2 and cleaned the house a little and now I am relaxing before getting a second gym session in tonight. I hope that you all have enjoyed this chapter of the Adventures of Auntie J and Bails and until next time, bye bye!
High: Bails finally falling asleep
Low: Bails waking up lol!
Weather: gorgeous, low 60's when I woke up this morning, gotta love fall weather!

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Sunday Funday

Good evening everyone! I'm writing to you all all snuggled up in my bed in the cave ready for sleep! Today wasn't anything to "blog" home about, was lazy most of the day. I hit the gym this afternoon and did some leg machines to hopefully make them longer and leaner... eventually! Then I headed to Lauren and Aaron's to babysit the Bails! She was in high spirits this evening and we had quite the timing playing before she got a tad cranky. I strapped her on me, still getting used to having another human strapped to me, and we hit the neighborhood. We walked a total of 12 laps around (probably about .50 - .75 miles around) and listened to the entire new Luke Bryan album almost twice before Aaron got home. She loves being outside! And I got some exercise in with 12.6 extra pounds strapped to my front! The neighbors have started to recognize me, and definitely by lap #12 they stopped waving and started nodding. I left their house around 7:45, hit the gym again, ran a quick 2 miles then came home to hit the showers! Here I am now relaxing after my fun filled relaxing day. 
Here's some photos of the adventures of Bails and Auntie J!


she was tired after lap #10 or so haha


High: Spending time with my girl Bails!
Low: Did not eat very well today
Weather: Gorgeous again, around 80

Saturday, September 14, 2013

A Saturday Night Delight

Hello all! Sorry for the lack of post yesterday it was quite the busy day. Woke up early to find out that our poor Bails had the sniffles, so I headed to the doctors with Lauren to make sure everything checked out alright. She's fine just her very first cold! Then hung out at Lauren's till Aaron got home. Finally I made my way back home and lounged about had some lunch, 5 chicken nuggets, 12 almonds and an apple with cinnamon! Delicious and nutritious. After that I proceeded to apply to every job in the city limits of Greenville. 3 jobs at the hospital, 3 different Starbucks locations, at a grocery store, Barnes and Noble, and another restaurant. It was exhausting but I had to get a good workout in to combat the Mac N Cheese I was craving later that night. I intended on doing an hour of cardio then calling it quits. However since I missed morning workout, my trainer, Marc, had other plans for me. He had me whipping this big heavy rope up and down 20 times then 10 pushups then 20 times then 50 crunches. OVER AND OVER. Cue jello arms. I limped back to my treadmill after 30 minutes of torture to get a quick run in before retreating back to my cave. Though, college educated, smart girl that I am decided oh no I'll just run to Walmart and get food for the week since I'm already out. Walmart... on a Friday night..before a huge football game... My college education clearly did not teach me the ways of the South and their Walmart on a Friday night. I walk in to a state of shear chaos. I stop for a moment at the gates nearly mowed down by a large woman in a bright purple leotard with ECU written on the rear. I kid you not. I am not in my natural habitat down here and slowly proceed with caution through the store. I get all of my necessary fruits, veggies, and protein and head to the check out. Imagine your wait at the end of the month to get your car inspected at the DMV... but worse. There are actual police directing people to lines, you just cannot make this stuff up. Rookie mistake on my part going at that time but 20 minutes later I finally check out and walk 10 miles to my car to head home. After the disturbing time spent in Walmart, I had to lie down before making dinner. Also never in my life have I been asked so many times if "I'm going to the game on Saturday" and when I say no, they give me a look of shear disgust and bewilderment as to what could possibly be more important than "the game, ya know on Saturday." No I am sorry, I am not attending the beer drinking function where football is played on Saturday, I apologize. I ended up going to bed early last night because all this South has gone right to my head.
Saturday I had the luxury of sleeping in, but of course woke up at 7 because my body is so used to it now. I lounged about then fell back asleep till about 10:30, made myself a cup of coffee and some fruit and sat my fat butt on the couch and watched television all morning. No shame. I finally got moving a little after noon and went to the gym. I ran 3 miles at 11minute pace, so proud of myself! I'm making progress even with my running so I am pretty happy about that. I met a lady who was also from the North and we were talking about all the Northern food that we love so much more than down here. DOWN WITH THE BARBEQUE GIVE ME SOME PASTA AND BAGELS. And real pizza. And subs. Mmmm carb lover over here! But she was nice to chat with while I did some lifting. 

After that I talked to my parents and grandparents, so happy to know my Poppop's surgery went well and all are well in the fam. I spent the rest of the afternoon leisurely getting ready for dinner tonight because yes, I ACTUALLY WENT OUT. Shocking, I know, I went somewhere other than the gym, Lauren's, or Walmart. A banner night for me, I went to Sappari, a Japanese restaurant with Lauren and her friend Amber. It was so nice to actually get out and have some human contact with someone other than people at the gym. I had steak and shrimp for dinner with tons of leftovers to enjoy tomorrow, yum!  Got home around 10:15pm and it felt way past my bedtime! But I am sitting here watching tv getting ready to hit the hay. Love to you all!
High: Going out to dinner!
Low: Still traumatized from Walmart yesterday
Weather: Absolutely gorgeous about 80 degrees

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Bit Out of Sorts today

Hello again, here to fill you in on my thrilling day in Greenville, North Carolina. Per usual, my alarm went off at 6:25am, per usual, I groaned and dragged my sorry butt out of bed. I made my protein shake, which consisted of 1 1/2 cups of frozen strawberries, 10 oz of water, and 2 scoops of protein powder, for your idle curiosity. Please sit down before you read this next statement. Sitting? Okay great, then I turned on CNN to see what was going on in the world while I drank my shake. I am trying to make this a habit to further educate myself on the big world out there of which I have no idea what's going on. Watching for about 10 minutes, enough to put me back to sleep, I trudged out the door to the gym. I ran a few miles on the treadmill, biked 6 miles, then sat down to stretch out my legs. My legs are starting to look like legs instead of large tree trunks, so I think the workouts are helping! WOO! Every morning at 8:30, along with 3 other women, I begin my weightlifting/cardio class. My trainer, Marc, whoops our behinds every day for a half hour. He combines lifting with plyometrics to keep our heart rates nice and high for the full thirty minutes. Today was Thursday, aka Leg and Chest day. I HATE LEG AND CHEST DAY. So many jump squats I thought my butt was actually going to fall off, thats one way to lose weight I guess? But I digress, we did stations today just using our own body weight to work out with things such as pull-ups, squats on a boss ball (hard surface on one side, half an inflatable ball on the other to promote balance and increase leg strength through stability) and pushups. I am happy to say I can finally do a real pushup! I don't think the Army would look twice at me with how it looks but hey! I did it! After the class I came home, had a piece of whole grain bread with peanut butter,  a cup of watermelon (mm my favorite) and a bottle of water. 
I decided that I was going to be an actual slug today. Actually not even a slug, because they move, more like a potted plant. I set myself up in my bed with an old favorite show, Gilmore Girls, a cup of tea, and went into cave mode. What is cave mode you ask?! Cave mode: noun. A state in which one lays in an extremely dark room and doesn't leave the same spot unless absolutely necessary. My dear Dad knew I was having a long week, what with my unemployment status and having no friends to the point where I have full conversations with Bails even though she doesn't respond, just poops. I figured its her way of agreeing with me. He sent me beautiful flowers and a teddy bear cause he knew that it would cheer me up. I have the best parents!!

 I succesfully completed my cave mode for the duration of the day until dinner time where I rose to nuke 5 chicken nuggets, get 9 almonds, and 1 cup of strawberries for my dinner. DELICIOSO! This does not sound like alot to you all but I am now eating 6 200-300 calorie meals a day so I am nutritional sound, fear not. I had an apple with some cinnamon on it early as well as a 100 calorie bag of pop corn. Eating these small meals keeps my metabolism up all day, and makes me over eat so much less than before because I am never starvin like marvin. I am now watching the Hunger Games on netflix and prepared to go right back to sleep in my cloud of a bed cause why not?! Its somtimes really hard not to be back at JMU with all my friends, but I know that I have to grow up and living the party life is not my life anymore! I am however thrilled that I am going back next weekend to see everyone. I am so lucky to have such great friends there. Anyways time for me to hit the hay here's a pic of Bailey and I from yesterday, love to you all!

High: Getting flowers!!
Low: Just feeling out of sorts about the lack of job
Weather: 90 and sunny, HOT!